Stardom to the World

A few days late to the PPV, but no matter...

Akira Kurogane vs Ranna Yagami

Future of Stardom Title

A pathetic match. A feral futch, having her shit kicked in mercilessly by a noble butch, screaming like a ragged, starving animal. No sudden turnarounds, no surprises, no dignity. Just a shitty wet rat with pouty lips being stomped to death in the middle of the ring.

Ranna seemed bored that whole time, like she was just going through the tedious process of chopping lumber down into firewood, all while Akira struggled and cried. What was a desperate battle for Akira was nothing but a chore for Ranna. All of Akira's fire and fury amounted to nothing than a few fleeting moments of inconvenience, before her head was then cleanly kicked from her shoulders.

Truly the 5 star classic of 2 star matches.

AZM & Miyu vs Momo & Saya

Goddesses Of Stardom Title

Incredible Pre-Cure action vs the forces of evil. Or well, two messy bitches. Not that AZM and Mayu didn't have their own messy bitch n their corner. AZM seems like the only one to escape QQ without trauma.

I wish I had more to say, but it's one of those matches that was just great, go-go-go action.

Suzu Suzuki vs Natsuko Tora

World of Stardom Title

I'm admittedly not the biggest Natsuko fan... though I am QUITE a big Suzu fan AND a big violence fan. For all the way Natsuko doesn't click with me, I could never in my life claim she's coward. Whenever there is something that needs falling off or through, she always seems down, making her an ideal partner for Suzu. Mean girls slapping meat. Natsuko's dive through the table was beastly. They clobbered each other, stapled each other, and made each other look tough as hell.

The handshake at the end killed me. Natsuko's almost grim reluctance, vs Suzu's irresistible enthusiasm. I wish I saw more like this out of Natsuko, down to the cracks in personality at the end, but at the same time it's the type of performance I always expect from my World Champion.